tall short fat and thin

[mollykins]

I didn't think it was possible for one person to be called all four, in the space of two days!

Short people call me tall, my best friend who is over 6 ft calls me short (as a joke though), thin people call me fat and really fat people call me skinny!

Have any of you ever been in this rather odd situation?

[ummmm]

Thin people call you fat? That's not very nice.

[jackthehat]

Get on with your revision.................!

[Bobbisox]

my mates call me mad as a hatter, don't know why ?

[mccfluff]

oh good god someone tie me down and gag me please

[mollykins]

Well one i got into an argument with, and its the only come back they had. She was probably just jealous of my chest considering she doesn't even need to wear a bra and is the same age as me!

[Bobbisox]

splutter jth, spilt me coffee yer daft bugger..LOL

[ummmm]

Careful Fluffy. That sounds a bit kinky....

[ummmm]

Some people are happy to be flat chested Molly...

[Bobbisox]

Hooray for Mollywood♪♪

[funnygirl]

I am called short and fat all the time by Mr Funny!!!

[jackthehat]

I think we should all urge Molly to get on with her revision !

I'm sure we'll all be on tenterhooks when her results are due.....After all, having had her share with us her projected results, I shall be most aggrieved if she fails to live up to expectations !

[Bobbisox]

thats coz you wear twin set and pearls funny...ha-ha
bty I liked that in tother thread.:-)

[mccfluff]

beleieve me it aint.... not today

[mollykins]

I will photograph my results and have them as my avatar, as proof if you want, else i could jsut say that i got straight a*s plus the pass in ict!

[jackthehat]

Yes, I think you should !
As I'm sure you realise, your results are extremely important to us bunch of complete strangers !! Quite the *most* critical event of the summer, actually...............

Get back to your revision !!

[mollykins]

Apparantly, according to some on here, I have asperges so i'll take that sarcastic comment literally! xx molly.

[ummmm]

According to ONE person actually....and they only thought it was a possibility.

[cazzz1975]

molly you dont come across as aspergers to me. I do think you should spend time revising instead of all of your time on here.

[Bobbisox]

it 's more a case of revisiting than revising cazzz.lol