Who Said Men Were Not Romantic!

[starone]

What's love got to do with it ?

My friend's wife being the romantic sort, just sent him a text.
It read:-
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears.
Love you x.

He replied........Am having a cr*p. What should I do ?

[tonyav]

lol. very good star.

[excelsior-1]

what a sh***y response

nice one, starone

[BlueToffee]

Thanks for the laugh!

[Old_Geezer]

Give it a good wipe ?

[marval]

Take her out if he is feeling flush. Good one Star.

[Anngel]

thanks for that! I can really use a laugh at the moment. Brilliant!

[frugalfred]

She'd drive me round the bend!