A Mother

[marval]

A mother thinks there’s something strange going on and eventually decides to take a DNA test.
She finds out that their child is actually not related to her or her husband at all.

The wife says, "Darling, there is something really important that we need to talk about. I did a DNA test and Roger isn't our biological child."

Her husband says, "Of course he isn’t, don’t you remember? We were just leaving the hospital and the baby pooped hugely so you told me, ‘Go and change the baby, I’ll wait here.”


Little Mary is at her first wedding. When it’s over, she asks her mother, "Why did the lady change her mind?" "What do you mean?" asks mother. "Well," replies Mary. "She went down the aisle with one man and came back with another."


Dave took Mary out for a romantic dinner where conversation turned to the subject of marriage. Dave had been saving for an engagement ring, but he was in graduate school and in dire need of a new computer.

Mary was understanding, telling Dave they had the rest of their lives to get engaged, so he should use his savings to buy a computer instead.

During dessert, Dave suddenly reached into his pocket and pulled out an engagement ring. Mary was stunned, but after she collected herself, she looked up and prompted: "Well, don't you have something to ask me?"

Dave then got down on bended knee. "Honey," he said, "Will you buy me a new computer?"


Scientific study has discovered that women with extra weight usually live longer than men who point it out.

[Patsy33]

Lol. laughed out loud at computer one!

[Chipchopper]

I wondered why there was so many a guys waiting outside the baby changing door ;-)