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An old man..... (adult only)
had met a younger woman, but unfortunately he was unable to
last very long before he would 0rgasm during sex. A caring man, he was
concerned that he was disappointing his new lover,so he called his doctor
for advice.
The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last
longer
during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't
do
it in his office. He thought about the staffroom, but that was too open.
He considered an alley, but thought that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realised his solution. On his way home, he pulled his van
over on the side of the motorway.
He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the van.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his trousers to do the deed .
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew
closer to 0rgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his trousers . Not
wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the 0rgasm, he kept his eyes shut
and replied, "WHAT?"
He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
The copper says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your van k
rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.
last very long before he would 0rgasm during sex. A caring man, he was
concerned that he was disappointing his new lover,so he called his doctor
for advice.
The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last
longer
during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't
do
it in his office. He thought about the staffroom, but that was too open.
He considered an alley, but thought that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realised his solution. On his way home, he pulled his van
over on the side of the motorway.
He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the van.
Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his trousers to do the deed .
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew
closer to 0rgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his trousers . Not
wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the 0rgasm, he kept his eyes shut
and replied, "WHAT?"
He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing?"
The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."
The copper says, "Well, you better check your brakes too, because your van k
rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.
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