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bravejordy | 18:28 Tue 21st May 2013 | Jokes
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A man is walking behind his wife and says:
"Baby, your arse is getting so fat, it's looking like a washing machine."
The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking.

Bedtime comes around, the man is asking for sex.
The woman says:
"I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small load. You'll have to do it by hand"
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that'll teach him to be so 'bold'
21:02 Tue 21st May 2013
Avatar Image DTCwordfan
just use Persil, it's magic.
21:03 Tue 21st May 2013
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serves him right, lol!
21:05 Tue 21st May 2013
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HaHa
21:05 Tue 21st May 2013
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Aeriel- satisfaction with every erection!
21:06 Tue 21st May 2013
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I am daz-zled by the range of brands on offer here.
21:09 Tue 21st May 2013
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Fairy?
21:13 Tue 21st May 2013
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is that a coming out, zebo? You maybe in for a soaking on AB......
21:14 Tue 21st May 2013
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can you still get omo?
21:15 Tue 21st May 2013

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