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nungate | 20:05 Sat 11th Jan 2014 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Good evening and welcome to tonight's meeting of AB's Mad Over Fifties Club. Sadly, Queenofmean sends her regrets as she will be unable to join us this evening, due to serious computer problems.
Tonight's Tailcock will be the "Barca Blaster" (we're playing a BIG game tonight and we need the extra support) For our hot plate special we have resurrected that old favourite "Potage Bonne Femme" (you have no idea how difficult it is to locate a Good Woman these days!) served with lots of fresh crusty bread (and butter if desired) of course, as always there is a variety of canopies, volly vonts, and horses doovers, on tonight's banquet table. On the pudding trolley we have Lemon meringue pie, with whipped cream, also on offer is a delicious fruit salad.
The Minstrels are already up in the gallery warming up to give us their usual rendition of madrigals and fugues, while down in the Ballroom we have the Ecclefecchan Girl Pipers playing a selection of show tunes .. interesting
The fires are burning brightly in the hearths, the games room is ready for use, in the Library there is a fabulous selection of books and all the latest Magazines and Periodicals, including a copy of "Plumbing and Crochet Weekly". Up on the North Tower the hot tub is bubbling away and the mini bar had been refilled. The bungees is ready to use, just bear in mind to aim away from the moat as the piranhas do bite! It is possible for a stroll around the grounds as we have installed some outside lighting, just be careful to stay on the lighted paths. The indoor swimming pool is available for member's use (cossies can be borrowed).

For tonight's rofl I offer:
Queenie's laptop (broken....)
my brother (lazy oik and has totally p**sed me off)
Athletico Madrid (they are totally P***ing me off tonight)
Saturday Night TV - thank goodness for Spanish Football and MOFC!

not sure who has rattled my cage tonight but consider it rattled!

however,
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals tonight


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I have my phone y'know :)
Madame was unsure whether you would use it to join the proceedings this evening
Evening your nungateship from a frosty West Midlands.
So Queenie still needs a new mother board or a new puter then ?.
Good luck to Barca tonight, at least the Villa didn't lose today ( didn't play ).
For the rofle I have one Orange car washing bucket ( has a slight split ) Four microfibre cloths ( all grubby from washing my car earlier ) and one chrome hub cap suitable for a 1962 Ford Classic.
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Evening Tony, the bucket could come in useful fro Mr Nungate, oh wait, he never washes his car! (I regularly wipe my feet when I get out thing is he is so particular about everything else!)
Bucket?
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Still 0-0 if it stays that way we stay top, if a draw the same, if we lose they go top! Nerves frazzled ..... Villa play when?
Ah, good evening Tony sir, may I wish you belated birthday tidings?

Would you like your customary bucket?
Evening nungate and friends. No rai today and a lovely sunset.
For the rifle I have:
Skateboard
Double Bass
Kipper tie
Codswallop
Pair of raybans
Plaice mat
And just for luck, a red herring
nungate your welcome to have the Orange bucket, so long as Igor doesn't put my tailcock in it !.
Have faith, nungate I'm sure they will still be top at full time.
Villa play Monday night, Arsenal.
Thanks, Igor and yes please to the tailcock.

Evening Daisy, I wouldn't mind winning that kipper tie and the Raybans, just think how cool I would look wearing those together !.
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Hello Daisy,, I trust you are well? Care for a bucket? Been lovely here today too, yesterday started fine but then it rained! Very mild, touch of frost only.

Hoe or away Tony?
Got my hankie ready Tony
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^ make that home^ dashed thing cannot spell!
Would love a bucket nungate not orange, just not my colour,
I don't really know Tony. I can't seem to get a straight answer but Samsung want it back to have a look at so until they do I don't know what I need :/ but finding other things to amuse myself after a fashion
Got mine ready to, Daisy.
Not sure, nungate.
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my nerves are frazzled, and there are butterflies crash landing in my stomach and 6 minutes to go ..... this is bad for my blood pressure!
When will Samsung be taking a look at it,Queenie ?.
Madame Daisy, I have your bucket right here
Home, nungate, 8pm.
Cloudburst? White out?
Hope Barca win for you tonight.
Many thanks Igor. Are you completely recovered?

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