A woman goes to her doctor....

[cupid04]

A woman goes to her doctor and says:'I'm getting married soon.
My fiance thinks I am still a virgin, but I am not. Is there anything
you can do?' 'Medically, no, the doctor says, but here's something
you can try. On your wedding night take an elastic band and slide it
onto your upper thigh. When your husband starts making love to you,
ping the elastic band and tell him it's your virginity snapping.'
The woman thinks this is a fantastic idea and is sure her new
husband will fall for it.
They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite.
She gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg,
finishes making herself gorgeous and climbs into bed with her man.
Things begin to progress and at just the right moment, she snaps the
elastic band.
'What the heck was that?' the husband asks. 'Oh nothing honey,' the wife
soothes. 'That was just my virginity snapping.'
'Well, snap it again - quick,' the husband cries,' It's got my balls!'

[wildwood]

I don't award this often cupid04......... but 10/10.

Joke of the week material.