The Perils Of Privatisation - Part X
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Roger's Wedding...
Rogers Wedding
Roger , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old . Since her new husband
is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should
have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged
husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the
expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens
and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite
>as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares
to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and
it's Roger, Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised,
Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Roger
kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it - Roger is
back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for
more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.
Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I
am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so
often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were
only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.'
Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was
here before?
The moral of the story:
Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages.
Roger , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old . Since her new husband
is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should
have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged
husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the
expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens
and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite
>as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares
to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and
it's Roger, Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised,
Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Roger
kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it - Roger is
back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for
more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.
Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I
am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so
often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were
only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.'
Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was
here before?
The moral of the story:
Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages.
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The other advantage of alzheimer is that one forgets jokes so every one is a new one!
I never get sick of good old jokes.
I never get sick of good old jokes.
18:37 Sun 05th Feb 2012
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