Calling the Samaratins

[Duncer]

A lady rang the Samaratins in an emotional and highly distressed state.

"Help me please, I'm desperate" she said to the person on the end of the line.

"What is wrong madam?" asked the member of staff.

"I'm incontinent" came the reply.

"I'm sorry madam" replied the kindly lady, "but you should contact the hospital, we deal with people who are depressed and suicidal".

"Right" screeched the caller, "if you don't help me I'm ing tokill myself".

"Okay, okay" soothed the lady telephonist, "I'll try and help you, just calm down please and we'll do our best. Where are you ringing from".

"The waist down"

[beejay1124]

vg Duncer

[starone]

tee- hee lol. I thought the answer was going to be from the continent.

[LochNessMonster]

Good wee joke !

[maggiebee]

As a Samaritan even I can have a titter and pass it on. However, we don't have staff, volunteers only! If you think this is a funny call, you should hear some of the "real" ones we get lol

[Jemisa]

I like it. :)

jem

[mike11111]

When I first heard this it was a pregnant woman who rang 999 for an ambulance because her waters had broken. When asked where she was ringing from she replied,"From my fa**y to my ankles!"

[cupid04]

Lol wet myself laughing! [only joking]