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Jemisa | 22:00 Sun 02nd Dec 2012 | Jokes
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SAS Stop Clumsy Thief............


London England..............

An SAS trooper collecting toys for children was stabbed when he helped stop a suspected shoplifter in east London.

The 'Toys-R-Us' Store Manager told 'The Daily Mail' that a man was seen on surveillance cameras last Friday putting a laptop under his jacket at the store.

When confronted, the man became irate, knocked down an employee, pulled a knife and ran toward the door.

Outside were four SAS Troopers collecting toys for the "Toys For Tots" programme.

Smith said the Troopers stopped the man, but he stabbed one of them, in the back. The cut did not appear to be severe.

The suspect was transported by ambulance to the Royal London Hospital with two broken arms, a broken leg, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions and assorted lacerations including a broken nose and jaw...injuries he apparently sustained when he tripped whilst trying to run after the stabbing......


THE CLUMSY BASTARD !!!
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Tee-hee. liked it jem. I wonder what he tripped on!
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