Horse Meat, It Didnt Take Long.

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A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable.
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So they have found a Horse burger in Tesco. What's next, My Lidl pony?
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Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.
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Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger. So I had a £5 each way !
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Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she's always wanted!
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Had some burgers from tesco for my tea last night.... I still have a bit between my teeth
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Unused HMV vouchers are now being accepted at Tesco. Just tell them HMV means 'Horse Meat Voucher'
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Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of uniquorn
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Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh?
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"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...AND THEY'RE OFF"
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I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse....." I guess Tesco just listened.
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Tesco now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse bar-codes for serving suggestions.
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A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?' Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'
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I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.
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These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead.. NO! NO NO NO!
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Said to the Mrs these tesco burgers given me terrible trots
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To beef or not to beef, That is equestrian
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Is it a coincidence that HAMBURGERS is a anagram of .SHERGARS BUM..
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Tesco's have released a new liquor to compliment their range of burgers, They're calling it 'Red Rum'.

[mallyh]

just spilt coffee down my front lol love the £5 each way one brilliant

[Canary42]

HAMBURGERS is not an anagram of SHERGARS BUM

[jd_1984]

I hate to be a killjoy, but these jokes all broke during the first Tesco horse meat story. They still however, make me chuckle. (The bar code and flogging ones are original, give you that)

[mrs.chappie]

Most of them had me laughing out loud. :o)

[1ndex]

evry lidl helps

[maggiebee]

The zebra one was new to me - good chuckle.

[Dodger666]

Tesco's are running a special offer this weekend. Buy a box of own brand Beefburgers and get 10p a litre off petrol. They're calling the offer:-

Only Fuel and Horses.