What Do You Think? Should I Apply?

[Tilly2]

There's an advert in the sits. vac. section of our local paper today:-

Part or Full Time Dancers Required
(For local nightclub)

Earning £100-£300 per night.
Experience not necessary
Transport arranged if required.

I have done ballet, tap, jazz dance, ceroc and line dancing. Do you think they would set me on?

[Baldric]

I'd keep quiet about the Line-Dancing if I was you!
;o)

[SlackAlice]

Was that tap[i or [i]lap]?

Could be crucial to my response

[Psybbo]

It might interfere with your holidays, Tilly

[SirOracle]

Have you any Pole Dancing experience Tilly ??

[baza]

what is the phone number please, I can do morris dancing if the bonnet is not slippery and also tap dancing but not near a sink. ( I keep falling in )

[Tilly2]

Oh, sibs. Never thought of that. I'm not giving up my holidays. Surely there is a holiday entitlement?

Alice, Tap, as in tap. Not lap!

[Tilly2]

Sir O, no, not Pole dancing, unless you count my little jig at North Cape.

[Tilly2]

£300 per night is a lot of money.

[cupid04]

What would Mr tilly say to you pole dancing?

[gness]

Tilly...it is a lot of money....if I teach you a two hand reel we could both apply....won't need transport...I'll bring the bike...☺

[SlackAlice]

Mr Tillys one the members!

[Tilly2]

It doesn't say 'Pole Dancers', cupid. It just says, 'Dancers'.

Mr Tilly would make some comment about watching me practising or something about the required strength of the pole.

[Tilly2]

OK Gness, we could be a double act. What shall we call ourselves?

[Tilly2]

Alice!

[Peaspeculiars]

Why not? If you like dancing in clubs, why not get paid for it?

[Tilly2]

Here we go, gness. I think we could manage that together

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rhMUtfx5Wg

[gness]

Ooooo got carried away with some of those clips there, Tilly....oh to kick so high again...
Anyway a name.....let's take suggestions with a night at the club for the one we choose....☺

[Tilly2]

oh, righto, gness. Goody gumdrops. I like competitions.

Who will be the first to guess?

[Svejk]

till er girls?

[jno]

the Scissor Sisters? Gness can teach Tilly barberism if times are hard.