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marval | 18:26 Mon 04th Aug 2014 | Jokes
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Once upon a time in old France there was a small vineyard run by a coven of witches.

The grapes that grew there were used exclusively for the production of raisins, and were always harvested under a full moon to preserve the magic properties some of them had.

The witches believed that one full moon in seven was a bad one, and while the raisins made from grapes harvested under a good moon were ordinary (albeit of high quality) and mostly went to general consumption (witches have to make a living too, you know).

Grapes harvested under a bad moon would rot - with one exception.

The biggest and strongest of the grapes would survive to become the legendary.... "Bad Moon Raisin".
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that^ has no creedence.
Oh I don't know, Svejk. Clear as water to me.
Those two have stolen my responses!!!^^^
What a revival!
Perhaps you can revive them, Psybbo ;-)
What the fogarty are you talking about, Tony?
Just seen your interesting avatar tonyav. I used to go to Wigan Casino before I joined up in 1970,many unique memories.
Just go with the flow, Psbbo. Y'know rollin on the river.
Oooooh a soul chick, hi ya Grandma_Yiddo. 1974 to 1978 were my Wigan years.
He's just up around the bend Psybbo.
More like up s**t creek, Grandma ;-)
Lol. :o)

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