The Groan Factor

[marval]

Have you heard about the new aftershave the Catholic Church have just released?
It’s called ‘Eau My God’.

Did you hear about the athlete who tested positive for Viagra?
He tripped over during the 100m sprint and won gold in the pole vault.

I'm opening a Gym tomorrow that teaches people power walking and door knocking.
I'm calling it 'Jehovah's Fitness'.

The new jumper I bought kept picking up static electricity,
so I took it back and they exchanged it for another one free of charge!

Police have arrested a woman for stealing a sign reading;
"And Emergency".
She claimed she found it by Accident.

For my next trick, I will eat a percussion instrument in a bap.
Drum roll, please.

A man asks the librarian, "Do you have any books on properties?"
"Yes we do," said the librarian...”PG Tips and Tetleys are the most popular ones."

I am pleased to announce, that my book "Poltergeists and Their Activities" is flying off the shelves.

Did you hear about the *** who won the Lottery?
Apparently, they're going to pay him with Traveller's Cheques.

I have been trying for years to write a book about the strength of the wind,
but so far I only have a draft.

Driving from Cardigan to Jersey, does anyone know any good places to pull over?

[Patsy33]

Great groaners there Marval..