Little Red Riding Hood.

[Patsy33]

Little red riding hood has been found in a critical way. Paramedics have stabilised her condition but she's not out of the woods yet.....

[aelmpvw]

she was probably just crying wolf

[zebo]

Hurry up or she'll be a basket case.

[Arksided]

The woodcutter might help her, apparently he has a big chopper.

[Patsy33]

If Granny's not too tied up, perhaps she will come and see her ..

[Arksided]

Awe bless the innocent, I don't think they got it on either.

The wolf lifted the latch, the door sprang open, and without saying a word he went straight to the grandmother's bed, and devoured her.

[Patsy33]

You would have to make a meal out of it, wood 'nt you Arksided! :-)

[Arksided]

I wood yeah, you can't wolf down granny smiths though.