It Drives Them Crazy!

[Patsy33]

What’s four inches long, two inches wide, and drives women crazy?

An empty toilet paper roll.

[Shaglene]

And who left the toilet seat up....................

[Berniecuddles2]

I asked Mrs c what she wanted for her birthday. .she said 8"with a rubber on it ..so I bought her a pencil ...funny she won't speak to me now! :-)

[Zacs-Master]

Housework was a woman's job in Andy's hosehold, but one evening, Janice arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished!

It turns out that Andy had read an article that said, 'Wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex'.

The night went very well. The next day, Janice told her friends all about it. 'We had a great dinner. Andy even cleaned up the kitchen. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening.'

'But what about afterward?' asked her friends.

'Oh, that.......... Andy was too tired.'

God is good

[Hopkirk]

Shaglene, I could ask who left the toilet seat down?