My Girlfriend

[Patsy33]

My girlfriend said she's dumped me because of my obsession with plants,
so I asked, "where's this stemming from petal"

[tonyav]

Time to turn over a new leaf by the sounds of it.

[Berniecuddles2]

He said can't we stalk about it!

[Tilly2]

You've been rooted out!

[Togo]

Just get to the root of the question. An ex of mine used to hide behind the beans then peas.

[DTCwordfan]

I live in Cornwall and not that far from West Penwith, where in-breeding is rife, second to the Lizard.

my gf, from St Just, dumped me because my foreplay was useless, or so she said.

"After all, Honey, you only have five fingers on each hand."

[tonyav]

Not a budding romance then.

[Georgiesmum]

Clearly a stalker!

[Captain2]

So there's no fuchsia in that relationship then

[Garaman]

Grow up.

[Togo]

With Fronds like her who needs Anemones?

[Captain2]

.... and you thought you had her in the palm of your hand...

[Togo]

Not casting nasturtiums by the way.

[Patsy33]

I think she was fed up with sleeping in the flower bed...

[marval]

Not a blossoming romance then.

[albaqwerty]

pretty please, Togo for BA :-D

that's just clever !! x

[Togo]

Lo Ta Patsy....and Alba for the plea. Sweet P(l)eas indeed.

[Patsy33]

Well deserved Togo!.