Hi I'm New Here

[bobtheturkey]

Would you rather walk around for the rest of your life with an orange b&q bucket on your head 24 7, or have your left ear removed with a stanley knife wielded by Engelbert Humperdinck?

[eve1974]

Left ear. Painful but quick

[10ClarionSt]

Hi. I'm new here too! Well, as new as you are, btt!

[JimF]

I am new here, and so is my wife!

[Mamyalynne]

I'll take the order of the bucket - otherwise my glasses would fall off.

[Maydup]

Stick the bucket on my head and I'll sing ....... altogether now......

Please release me, let me go,
For I don't love you anymore.

[Theland]

Orange doesn't suit me.

[bobtheturkey]

I remember you Clarion

[Sam1960]

Maydup, I've been singing with with an orange bucket over my head for years now........ Any ideas how to lower the bass sound !!

[Hopkirk]

Can I have eye holes in the bucket?

[jno]

how about an engelbert knife wielded by Stanley Humperdinck?

[Smowball]

God this made me laugh! (I’d have the ear removed lol - I could always buy a false one!!)

[roopower]

I'd put the bucket on bobtheturkey, I believe he may have several, and get Engelbert to sing to him 24/7.

[Smowball]

LOL!

[puzzled54]

Don’t have a b&q, will a Homebase bucket do?

[aelmpvw]

is having your ear removed with a stanley knife and then hiding it with an orange b&q bucket an option?

[puzzled54]

I’m thinking it’s a pity this didn’t come up last year. I would have preferred to wear an orange bucket with eyeholes than a mask.

[Zacs-Master]

Having had Englebert do my appendectomy (in the middle of Ruislip B&Q store, coincidentally!) I would go for the bucket. His knife wielding skills aren't anywhere near his singing ones let me tell you!

[Mozz71]

Can I have a small bucket to wear as a fez instead?

[Ken4155]

^
Funnily enough, old Engelbert sounds much better with an orange B&Q bucket on his head.

[aelmpvw]

^please release me :-)