Shipwrecked

[Rondy]

The shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island. Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out toward him.
When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers from 2020 and told him, "The captain said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued."