Fred's Wedding Night

[Rondy]

Fred and Mary got married but couldn't afford a honeymoon,
so they went back to Fred's Mum and Dad's for their first
night of wedded bliss together.
In the morning, Johnny (Fred's little brother) gets up and has
his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school,
he asks his mum if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mum replies,
"I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum,
"Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says,
"Do you know what I think?"
His mum replies,
"Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
"Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mum says, "No."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mum replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"

He says:

"Last night Fred came to my room for some Vaseline and
by mistake I gave him my airplane glue."

[windywillow]

Lol. :0)