There's More

[Rondy]

I'm on a music diet, I've stopped listening to Bread, Jam, Meatloaf, Hot Chocolate, and Cream.
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I'd heard that a famous cook had been inspired to publish her first recipe book upon hearing the first cuckoo of spring, but it turned out to be just a Delius myth.
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I've entered the tightest hat competition…
I hope I can pull it off!
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Wife: Will you stop yawning when I'm talking to you.......
Me: I'm not yawning - I'm trying to get a word in!
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Someone has been complaining about conditions at the football referees training school.
They’re still trying to find the whistle blower.
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[brian j john]

the CRANBERRIES. , would be ok for the music diet