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[Rondy]

I arranged a date recently, in a playground.
Apparently though that wasn’t what she meant by ‘being into swinging’
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Although Jesus was known as a Carpenter, he never actually sang on any of their album's.
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I’m addicted to banjo music...
The vicar is praying for Deliverance...
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I went to a French restaurant last night and I ordered Napoleon chicken for the
first time.
When It came there was no meat just the carcass.
I said: "What's this?!!"
"She said: "It's the boney part".
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I think my wife needs a new watch.
She stays up all night waiting for me to come back from the bar, only to ask me what time it is!
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[Patsy33]

Haha...Like the Napolean one..