And There's More

[Rondy]

Gloria Gaynor invited 6 people to dinner, but only 5 turned up.
'Never mind' she said 'I will serve 5.'
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My wife had a right go at me when I went to the fancy dress party as a Jelly Baby.
I was like, "Alright love don't bite my head off!"
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When I was just a little kid, I used to pray for a bicycle.
Then as I grew older I learned in Sunday school, that's not how prayer works.
So I stole a bike...and prayed for forgiveness.
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