What's The Protocol That Leads To An Aber Being...

[sandyRoe]

...invited to apply for a position as Mod?

 

[andy-hughes]

You need huge amounts of physical attraction, a belief that you really are better than anyone else on here, and a bulging brown envelope for Lord Gnome.

[douglas9401]

The wisdom of Solomon, the patience of Job and the self-belief of Rylan Clarke and Gok Wan combined, all wrapped up in a delusion.

[sandyRoe]

I think I'll stay outside the tent peeing in.

[andy-hughes]

Horrible though that image is, it still beats the alternative any day!!

[Hopkirk]

You need to have far too much time on your hands.

It's either be a mod, or volunteer down the charity shop.

[jno]

hazmat suit, X-ray vision, burning desire to make the nation one where maidens and grannies may safely walk at night.

[Ludocruz]

🤔🤔... A chromed  shiny lambretta, fur-trimmed parka, loads of wing mirrors, sharply  suited and booted and adore The Who 🤪

[seekeerz]

Honestly the images conjured up are horrendous...not sure which is worse 🥴🥴

[jno]

they hold great midsummer parties, though - three-legged races, pin the tail on the donkey, endless Babycham.

[seekeerz]

Oooo !! Wow 🤩 How do I get an invite ??

[1ozzy]

An ego that surpasses all others.

A school marm attitude.

My way or the highway?

You've been warned!!

[Untitled]

just moan about it long and hard enough and eventually they will ask you

[andy-hughes]

No ... they won't. 

If you need to ask what is required, that's a confirmed statement that you don't have it.

[sandyRoe]

I had imagined a board member from AB would invite prospective Mods to a boozy lunch where he could get the measure of them.

[douglas9401]

Like the guys who clear the fatbergs, you don't miss them until they're not around any more.

Those guys do it with some grace though. X

[Old_Geezer]

Management asks to volunteers when they require some. You can apply then.

[Old_Geezer]

...for...

[douglas9401]

Some say they would be better elected than selected.

[Hymie]

Political views slightly to the right of Attila the Hun, a definite plus.

[rowanwitch]

Maybe caring about the site, believing it is still able to serve a useful purpose even if it is to provide a safe space for older  users who find the wider interwebs a bit too much like Dodge City