oh what a pity.......

[crisgal]

she's only one t*tty to feed the baby on!

Anyone know the real name of this marching band tune? Or the names of any other good ones?

I seem to remember it was used by the two ronnies once - that's where i remember these lyrics from!

[ermintrude35]

..oh dear what can the matter be?...2 old ladies stuck in the lavetory...?

[Pippa68]

Is it 'Ooom Pa Pa'

''There's a little ditty they're singing in the city...etc''

[:Ace:]

Oh What A Pity, There's A Woman In The City Who Got Hit On The Titty With A Hard Boiled Egg.

[SaxyJag]

"what a disaster she hasn't a plaster to stick upon it's bum.."

It's Jean Phillipe Sousa's 'Blaze Away'.

Love those Two Ronnies end sketches. I'd really like some of the lyrics to entertain my band with.

[SaxyJag]

Actually, lyrics apart, you can't beat a good, rousing Sousa march.

[BryanL]

Blaze Away by Holzman. Put a good RAF or Royal Artillery band underneath it, and back in the 1950s at football matches!