mary had a little watch

[Nicknock_85]

does anyone know the rest of this rhyme? 'mary had a little watch, she swallowed it one day, -------------------------, to pass the time away.'

[sft42]

No...but how about this instead....Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon, 10,00 volts shot up it's bum and turned it's wool to nylon.

[jorton]

Mary Pugh was nearly two when she went out of doors she went out standing up she did but came back on all fours the answer to this riddle, please mediatate and pause, is never send a baby out with loosly waisted drawers

[jorton]

The boy stood on the burning deck His back was to the mast. He swore he would not move an inch til Oscar Wilde had passed. But Oscar was a wiley chap, He threw the lad a plum and as he stooped to pick it up He slipped it up his b*m.

[hertz]

Mary had a cast iron cow She milked it with a spanner The milk came out in shilling tins And small ones for a tanner

[Avocado]

Mary had a little skirt with slits right up the sides And Everytime that Mary walked the boys could see her thighs Mary had another skirt with slits right up the frount She didn't wear it ver much Cause the boy could see her ...hmmm I wonder what will rhym ;)