HELP! Venue Change - My Life Story

[China Doll]

Morning All,

I'm very confused. Going to see My Life Story tonight and they were supposed to be playing at The Mean Fiddler but I got told last night they've moved it to London Astoria.

My tickets say both venues. I've just done a quick google search and although the links confirmed the venue change the address for The Mean Fiddler and London Astoria is the same.

So are The Mean Fiddler & London Astoria the same place? Has it actually been moved? Am I just going insane or very confused? (Actually, scratch the last one!)

Cheers,
China xx

[cascarelli]

Santa Claus is coming to town

Santa Claus is coming to town


Shall we move this to the Christmas topic?

[China Doll]

Bah Humbug.

Got any mistletoe?

[cascarelli]

jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way........


I could murder a coffee right now


Whenever you're ready...........

[China Doll]

I am suffering!! Do you have no mercy?!

Get your own coffee please and while you're at it I'll have an expresso, a gin and bitter lemon (hair of dog) and if you could see your way to whipping up some pasta that would be wonderful.

Thanks honey...

[cascarelli]

Hmmmm, whipping.......you said whipping!!

[China Doll]

Old dears can also be very randy! ;0P

Is it not home time yet??

[cascarelli]

No, I'm afraid you have to stay until 8pm tonight to catch up on your work. Sorry!

And I may have to ask you to come in over the weekend too.

Latte please.

[China Doll]

What did your last slave die of? I thought I was just supposed to be pushing you around the park.

Where's my lunch?

Latte is in the same place as my lunch!

[cascarelli]

Hey.....you mean my latte is in your tummy???

Oh, how awful. I think I'll have a tea instead please.

And could you hurry it up the mince pies are getting cold.

Stars please

[China Doll]

Stars for what?! Don't be silly!

I didn't have lunch :0(

Can I have some sherry please?

Oooh and a mince pie and some brandbutter.

Ta.

[cascarelli]

Cheeky mare!

Sherry??? Nah, it'd be wasted on you.

Check please

[China Doll]

Well ok, just the brandy butter stuff then... I really like that.

Still tired this end.

[cascarelli]

Right, bend over........

[China Doll]

Why on earth would I do that?! That's hardly going to help me with staying awake now is it?!

[cascarelli]

Yeah, but it's Christmas.........

[China Doll]

Is it? Where's my present then?

[cascarelli]

as I said, bend over......

[China Doll]

If you're about to give me a suppositry you can bog right off!!

[cascarelli]

Phew, that was a close shave..............

[China Doll]

I'll say ;0P

What are you talking about now ya lunatic? I'm finding it hard to keep up with your ever changing moods and fads. Think my brain needs go faster stripes. Green ones. (No, I don't know why green either).

Coffee would be nice. Mince pie wouldn't go amiss either. With a serving of brandy butter would be most appreciated.