HELP! Venue Change - My Life Story

[China Doll]

Morning All,

I'm very confused. Going to see My Life Story tonight and they were supposed to be playing at The Mean Fiddler but I got told last night they've moved it to London Astoria.

My tickets say both venues. I've just done a quick google search and although the links confirmed the venue change the address for The Mean Fiddler and London Astoria is the same.

So are The Mean Fiddler & London Astoria the same place? Has it actually been moved? Am I just going insane or very confused? (Actually, scratch the last one!)

Cheers,
China xx

[cascarelli]

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[China Doll]

I've seen you howling at it while licking your nuts. It was near a lake with conga eels at the bottom as I recall.

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[cascarelli]

Weirdo, weirdo!

I'm willing to share my nuts with you if you'd like?

[China Doll]

You're calling me a weirdo?? That's rich.

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[cascarelli]

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I never did like ballet

[China Doll]

I look good in a tutu... it goes with my obese gorilla look.

[cascarelli]

I've always had a bit of a thing for obese gorillas, especially wearing tutus.........oh, that and nuns in stockings, and girls in green striped knickers, oh and bald girls too

[China Doll]

Has anyone ever told you that you have very strange taste in women?! And gorillas too for that matter...

[cascarelli]

Yes, I get told most days...................












mostly by you!

[China Doll]

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[cascarelli]

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[China Doll]

I was until my inbox when 'ping'....

Hello you old dear you.

Do you have a spare ink cartridge? I've run out.

[cascarelli]

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[China Doll]

< Raises eyebrow >

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[cascarelli]

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[China Doll]

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I'll give you some time to think on that.

[cascarelli]

Personally I think you should be banned!

[China Doll]

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[cascarelli]

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[China Doll]

I am going right off you buster....