Two ladies in Heaven....

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Two ladies talking in heaven

1st woman: Hi, my name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi, I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I Froze to Death.

2nd woman: How Horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted, that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer . . . we'd both still be alive!

[stewey]

You 10 out of 10, smudge, for that one: great joke!

[stewey]

Forgot the word 'get'.

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Thank you stewey - glad you liked it!

[curlyperm]

nice one!!

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Thank you - glad you enjoyed it too curly!

[sleepy1]

very good

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Thank you sleepy.

I receive so many jokey emails in a week, so it's nice to pass some of them on!