Caravan!

[StreetEndBoy]

Young British chap crawling exhausted in the desert comes across a native caravan he waves and stops them. The caravan consists of 2 local tribesmen and their worldly goods. The 2 natives take him in and administer water and food to him. They tell him that they would reach the next town the following day and that they needed to camp for the night. As they bed down for the night the British chap notices that the locals are putting pebbles over their eyes and is curious.
Why do you put those on your eyes.
Because we sleep under the stars and there are vultures it prevents them pecking our eyes out.
Do you have any for me.
Sorry, you will have to find your own.
But its just sand here no pebbles.
Ah that is so, then you shall have to dig a hole in the sand and bury you head just like an Ostrich.
This the British chap does. In the midst of the night one of the tribesmen decides to have his evil way with Tommy. He gets behind him and lifts up Tommy's kagool and starts to violate him. Then he hears a muffled voice from the sand.......
You can peck as much as you want but your not getting my eyes!!!!!

[beejay1124]

v good indeed

[spottychops]

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[Richie1976]

Class, but I'd expect nothing else from a fellow Blue.

[StreetEndBoy]

Well thank you Richie 1976. Nil Satis Nisi Optimum.

[kuulteach]

Spread chicken stock mixed with oil over chicken legs. Chunky slice red onion, mushroom,tomatoes into dish. Cut salad pots in half add to other veg drizzle over oil season with s and p. Whack in oven veg first followed by chicken about 20 min later. For speed replace salad pots with tinned or boil spuds first... replace Tom's with tinned place chicken on top of mixed veg ... tastes nice and lookalike you,'ve made an effort



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