Here Comes the Bride

[amywy88]

Does anybody know they lyrics of that song here comes the bride, and it continues to having to knock the wall down to get her inside?!?!

[dxhound2003]

Here comes the bride
Forty inches wide
They had to knock the church door down
To get her bum inside

Lots of versions like this but all only one verse.

[jno]

... fair fat and wide
See how she wobbles from side to side...

lots of versions as dxhound says

[terambulan]

40inches wide is size 12.....hardly big?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnCAQ3Nq93c

[jno]

er, terambulan, a 40 inch waist is measured round and back again. So it's maybe 18 inches wide. A doorway will be about 3 feet wide and a waist that is 40 inches wide will not go through.