The Happy House...

[Bobbisox]

I have just built a Happy House for the sweeties on here, I am looking for staff and I am starting interviews now,

credentilas are.
1. Respect to others
2. A sunny disposition
3. One who can speak their minds, but in a nice way
4. Funny and witty and a whole lot more attributes.

.. What attributes could get you a job in the Happy House?? It is a huge mansion to house all of the lovely peeps that come in here, so imagine the staffing probs I have, need your help,,ok? you have to remember there will be lots of functions and parties...x

[DEN53]

I will apply to be the bouncer - to kick out all the numpties that try to gatecrash.

[abbie1977]

I can cook, does that help?

[funnygirl]

Hi Bobbi,

I have a sunny disposition.

I always look on the bright side. Gissa job please!

[Beatrice35]

Can I be counsellor as always been a good listener? Not good with figures- leave that to husband ( he loves my cuddly figure;-) ) so will have to decline your suggestion of the wages controller please. Would love to be the one to listen+ encourage. Yet happy to share this job, too ;-)
Den53- You would make an excellent bouncer + when not being a bouncer can I suggest you take up the post of Stand Up Comic as you have a marvellous sense of humour! Sox + Den thanks for being such wonderful tonics- great medicine, just what needed!! Dios te bendiga, God bless you. (((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))) to Den + Sox :-)

[albaqwerty]

I'm a dab hand at washing dishes altho sometimes my sense of humour is a little dry.

[Beatrice35]

abbie- Cooks are very important. Talking of food- must have some lunch now! Look forward to hearing about your happy food menu abbie ;-) Hugs, Bea :-)

[craft1948]

well having read the credentials I'm...........bu88ered........will just have to stay in the doss house................

[bigmamma]

I think I'd pass no1 , and I can give out regular hugs ....:-)

[Bobbisox]

craft, c'mon you love your dawgie, need someone who luve furry things to help out in here,,x

[China-Doll]

I'm overqualified.

[Jan1957]

I used to have my own pub and make a mean cocktail so can I please be barmaid (sorry barmaid for taking your name in vain).

[Bobbisox]

funnygirl, can you organise the hospitality side of things pet...

[Dina73]

We have a very unhappy boy, one thread up from this.
Anyone wiiling to help him?

[Bobbisox]

Jan you will be appointed head of the main bar...ok

Dina, seen that, not sure bout it love,,,x

[Naomicorlett]

I think he sounds very sad, we should ask him if wants to join our happy house

[Schutzengel]

Hi Sox. Can I apply to be mother, to make the tea and hand round the biccies and cakes. When I'm not doing that I can hand round the tissues to mop up the tears of laughter. I'd also brush the front steps to get rid of the rubbish after Den has kicked them out. Schutz.

[Bobbisox]

thats brill, schutz,,,lol

[craft1948]

China-Doll
Thurs 21/05/09
12:09 I'm overqualified.
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PMSL.....the house is up North....

[Bobbisox]

everyone is welcome naiomi darlin', but you must be responsible for him...lol

I need someone to be in charge of the music lists, the laundry, the cars,,,ooooh the list is endless..x

[DEN53]

When I am not bouncing - I will be in charge of chocolate - 3 times a day after meals (and after me....). ha ha ha