what song

[zzxxee]

has the cheesiest lyrics ever???

[Captin Kirk]

Is There Something I Should Know ... 1983 single from Duran Duran

"you're about as easy as a nuclear war"

[boxtops]

ZZxxee I have a Cheesy Party CD set downstairs, do you want me to go and get it? It starts with Agadoo.....

[Answerprancer]

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago
He was big and strong in his eyes was flaming gold
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear
But to Moscow chicks he was such a luvely dear

Rah Rah Rasputin lover of the Russian Queen
There was a cat that really was gone ...etc

(that's about all I can remember atm!)

[Count-A-Strong]

Two little boys. Rolf Harris.

[lardhelmet]

Lady in Red - Chris de Burgh

[Stephen_G]

And ends with the sound of a gunshot, boxy.....

[berniecuddles]

ernie the fastest milkman in the west

[Prudie]

I´ll be your long haired lover from Liverpool
And I´ll do anything you say
I´ll be your clown or your puppet or your April Fool
If you´ll be my sunshine daisy from L.A

I´ll be your leprechaun and sit upon an old toadstool
I´ll serenade you till I´m old and gray
I´ll be your long haired lover from Liverpool
You´ll be my sunshine daisy from L.A

etc

[Captin Kirk]

I think Lardhelmet is the early winner!

[boxtops]

no Judge, I'm afraid it ends with the sound of the Birdie Song.... ;-(

[Answerprancer]

Actually there is a song by an American C&W singer called Ferlin Husky about a drunk driver running over two kids - the lyrics to that are HORRIFICALLY cheesy...I'll go and look for it.
(be warned though - it is DIRE)

[zzxxee]

count a strong two little boys is a really sad song not cheesy at all IMO !! X
for cheese how about Captain sensible happy talk

[Answerprancer]

steve..that was the Housemartins or that group that was an offshoot I think

[Answerprancer]

thats it Butch

[lardhelmet]

Thank you Captin - nice avatar btw

[cazzz1975]

"perfect 10" by the beautiful south

[RATTER15]

Im sorry I win with this one !!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGwYPd6ajTk