A man went to Hell.

[McMouse]

He was distraught when he saw the long line to it's entrance. The usher saw this and asked him why. The man replies, "Because I'm going to hell." The usher answers, "Oh, it's not as bad as you think. We try to enjoy ourselves as often as we can. Do you smoke?" The man says, "Yes, I do." The usher replies, "Then you'll love Mondays. We get these cigars from Cuba every Monday and we just smoke our lungs out. The great thing about it is that we don't have to worry about cancer. We're already dead. Now, do you like to drink?" The man answers, "Yes, I do." The usher says, "Then you'll love Tuesdays. We get a supply of drinks from all over the world: Vodka, saki, gin, whiskey, bourbon...you name it, we've got it! And the great thing about it is that we can as drunk as a skunk and not worry about it because we're already dead. Now, do you use drugs?" The man answers, "Yes, I do!" The usher replies, "Then you will really like Wednesdays. We get the best dope and just get stoned to the gills. Oh, you'll love it here. Ahh.....don't take this personally, but are you by any chance gay?" The man says adamantly, "No, no I'm not!" The usher says, "Oops, then I guess you're gonna hate Thursdays!!!"