what are the daftest song lyrics you have ever heard over the years?

[Bobbisox]

I always remember my Mum singing..
Mares eat oats and Doe's eat oats and little lambs eat ivy!!!!
what was that all about,,,ha-ha

[milly143]

"I been southampton but I never been to Scunthorpes.....I got so many clothes that I keep some at my aunts house".

[Bobbisox]

Blimey, I haven't heard that one Milly..

[milly143]

It's a fairly recent rap/r&b (so called) song but I'm not cool enough to remember who it's by. :o)

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha
No wonder I haven't heard it before milly

[mccfluff]

i'm sure its one of tinnie tempah's songs

[Bobbisox]

never heard of him/her..lol
but then I wouldn't, would I?

[NazNomad]

Tinie Tempah 'Pass Out'

[jd_1984]

Remember this one...

Yo listen up, here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees
Is just blue like him
Inside and outside

Blue his house
With a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him
And his self
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen...

I'm blue, da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
[repeat]

I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue

Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my corvette, it's standing outside
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me

I'm blue, da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
Da ba de, da ba die
[repeat]

[ttfn]

Here ya go sis
http://www.joe-ks.com/Mondegreens.htm

[Barmaid]

That stupid song "I don't want to see a ghost, rather have a piece of toast".

I remember Marseydoats and doesydoats and lililambsydivy.

[Answerprancer]

Ah yes - Eiffel 65, I actually quite liked "Move Your Body" (and the accompanying sci-fi stryle video).

[Postdog]

Modern classic - Africa by Toto, Written the lyrics don't appear that daft, but when sung, the way they squeeze Serengeti into it is pathetic.

As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

[Bobbisox]

awww Post, I love that'un..lol

[NazNomad]

"... with concentration, my size increased and now I'm fourteen stories high, at least ..."

[Bobbisox]

ha-ha ttfn and BM..lol

[Bobbisox]

what was thta from Naz?

[jd_1984]

I am, I said, To no one there, And no one heard at all -Not even the chair' I am, I cried . . ."

Neil Diamond

[Bobbisox]

another of my favs jd, but I see what ya mean..lol

[marval]

On top of Spaghetti
All covered with cheese,
I lost my two meatballs,
when somebody sneezed.

They rolled off the table,
and on to the floor,
They kept on rolling,
and rolled out the door.

So, When you're eating Spaghetti,
all covered with Cheese,
Hold on to your Meat Balls,
whenever you sneeze.

[NazNomad]

... from here, Bobbisox

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjAfjM7ecSY