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This post was originally meant to be more of a joke but...
MarkRae - you could improve upon your grammar - "For what are you apologising"
karenmac60 - nice tae be hame hen.
chaptazbru - I don't think I've ever met you either, with a piece of good fortune the status quo will prevail.
Birdie1971 - I don't think you could find one of your friends anywhere - harsh? - no, only joking.
Enjoyed the banter - peashaq