Bliss....

[gness]

....tonight certainly wasn't!..... :-(

Dave had seen a show at Warwick Arts Centre many years ago......tonight it was on in Kettering.....and he assured me I'd enjoy it and laugh....

We arrived at the theatre......the audience comprised 593 young screechy girls......6 men and me.......

Dave had booked the tickets......fourth row from the stage....in the middle and I sat next to a girl with the loudest, screechiest and most annoying laugh....even when nobody else was laughing......I moved seats at the interval.....

There were two performers......two stark naked Australian men.....

What did I see....can you guess?....Well guess the name of the show.....two naked Australian men is a clue to what I saw......for two bloody hours..... :-(

[-SharonA-]

I would have thought that would be right up your street gness!!!!!

[gness]

Maybe had I been in my twenties on a girl's night out and slightly tipsy, Sharon......but honestly no......not a bit up my street......I was actually bored and longing for home......I did applaud when it ended though.... :-)

[tonyav]

two naked Australian men is a clue to what I saw..


Mmmmmm I'll guess it's something to do with 'Down Under', gness.

[gness]

Clever, Tony...but not the name of the show and at one point their bits were up above.......x

[tonyav]

WOW, that sounds painful were they doing handstands.

[-SharonA-]

Excited were they!?!?!!?

[gness]

Tony....they were doing handstands......that was a sight to behold.... :-(

No, Sharon......they were many varied shapes and sizes that I've never seen before...nor want to again....but excited they weren't.....neither was I.......x

[shoota]

Were there names Rod and Willy?

[sunny-dave]

Just google "puppetry kettering" ...

... it wasn't as funny as I remembered from 15 years ago - the jokes just weren't so good - but the origami was ... still eye-watering.

[shoota]

I think Dave should be castigated for subjecting you to such an ordeal.

[sunny-dave]

At half time I went to recycle of my pint of guinness - unsurprisingly there was no queue outside the Gents ... but there was one inside ... of giggling, well lubricated, women waiting to use the cubicles.

As I headed to the (fortunately not in use) urinals I got some comments that I'll remember for a while ...

[tonyav]

castigated

LOL, had to read that twice.

[tonyav]

well lubricated, women waiting to use the cubicles.

Hang on Dave, I'm gonna have to think about that before I post again !.

[gness]

No, Shoota......Hamburger and Eiffel Tower........ don't ask me for any more details.... :-(

Castigated......when one of the naked chaps left the stage and sat on the knee of a woman she took great delight in telling him she was a vet....now that amused me.... :-)

[shoota]

a 'queue (of) well lubricated women'

Reminds me of my yoof....

[gness]

...I forgot......it was when he was running around the auditorium imitating a bulldog with his bits......x

[murraymints]

hmmmm.. would rather watch paint dry !

[tonyav]

woman she took great delight in telling him she was a vet....

Gawd !, hope she didn't bring her equipment.

[gness]

We both wanted to go to the loo at the interval....me to put my head in my hands wondering what I was doing here.....Dave held my pint when I went.....
Dave was sniggering at the wait I'd have and he wouldn't.......so I looked into the gents.......like me lots of ladies had decided to use the gents.....
Was I going to tell Dave about the ladies in the gents when he smugly went as I held his pint?
Not in a million years....let him find out...... :-)

[shoota]

Matt or gloss Minty?