Any Ideas For Boris's

[pimplyteen]

Leaving present. I was thinking either a bag of wallpaper paste and wallpaper from B&Q, or a printed high vis jacket with demolition expert on the back.

[Googlewerenohelp]

A wedgie and a kick up the arris.

[Canary42]

A comb

[Hymie]

Don’t you mean a wallpaper stripper?

[bednobs]

this is not news

[pimplyteen]

Politics in shopping may be then bednobs??

[sanmac]

Well, seeing as he's not really gone yet, how about a Timex watch with the inscription "Takes a licking and keeps on ticking".

[Tuvok]

P45

[Peter Pedant]

viddie of Jim Carrie's Liar! Liar!

[Peter Pedant]

Or the old Timex tag of
Tricka-tricka Timex - la la la

[pimplyteen]

Tuvok.Does he know what a p45 is? He might think its a brand of wine.

[dustypuss]

A place as a contestant On the next Strictly Come Dancing.

[jno]

Boris is still on the front page of most of the newspapers, bednobs

https://news.sky.com/story/wednesdays-national-newspaper-front-pages-12427754

[Zacs-Master]

Membership to Answerbank, maybe?

[gness]

Is he not going through enough just now, Zacs?

[FatticusInch]

Large slice of non-fattening humble pie?

[Arksided]

A cake.

[Paigntonian]

bednobs: We're allowed to smile.

[Tuvok]

If he got a UB40 he’d be expecting red red wine!

[Tuvok]

https://youtu.be/vsYgJo_c-mc

[gness]

Well we know he'd eat the cake. The humble pie? No chance.