Any Ideas For Boris's

[pimplyteen]

Leaving present. I was thinking either a bag of wallpaper paste and wallpaper from B&Q, or a printed high vis jacket with demolition expert on the back.

[gulliver1]

22.07 Oh yes it is! Bednobs, get over it, just suck it up

[anneasquith]

An appointment with a careers officer. Surely must be something he wouldn’t get the sack form !

[pimplyteen]

Framed photo of ??

[anneasquith]

Himself ?

[gness]

Thinking on this thread reminded me I didn't make my hair appointment today....perhaps Chelle could fit Johnson in too....I'd pay.

[Patsy33]

A day out at Peppa Pig World..

[tonyav]

LOL.

[Hopkirk]

Did I read it right that Hymie wants to get him a stripper?

[gness]

You did, Hoppy....I guess one of those that creates lots of steam.

[webbo3]

Should't this be in the jokes section.

[Hymie]

To take the valuable wall paper in No. 10 with him.

[pimplyteen]

8.07.It would just end up in bits, a bit like his government.