Free Peanuts At The Bar .....

[Gizmonster]

I went into my local last night and there were free peanuts on offer on the bar. I duly tucked in, when the peanuts started talking to me !! They told me that I was a handsome, young strapping chappie and had everything going for me.
Well, I went off to the toilet and on the way, the cigarette machine started talking to me - "Ignore them peanuts. Anyone who listens to peanuts is a loser - you're a pathetic, fat, ugly low-life, with no redeeming qualities."
W T F ..... anyway I went back to the bar and told the landlord what had happened.
He said, "don't worry about it - the peanuts are complimentary and the cigarette machine is out of order."

[cupid04]

Lol!

[baza]

Must be a very old joke, cigarette mchine in a pub, good joke tho.

[Gizmonster]

.... the joke is prob nearly as old as me ... so yea - it's old lol :P

[chaptazbru2]

Made me laugh !

[marval]

That is a good one

[tonyav]

LOL, I like it.

[tonyav]

Hang on !, didn't the condom machine in the gents say anything to him.

[Psybbo]

Get a grip?

[tonyav]

LOL ^^^^^