Desert island nightmare

[Khandro]

I was asked today, which person of the opposite sex would I least like to be stranded on a desert island with, it didn't take me long to come up with Clare Short, - this probably says much about me. Who would you nominate?

[mccfluff]

pick an ex, any ex :-)

[snags]

B00.

[Jan1957]

John McCririck.

[joeluke]

Katie Price

[Mamyalynne]

Jan1957 nicked mine. yuk.

[craft1948]

Stephen Fry...

[DTCwordfan]

Anne Widdecombe
or
Sally Bercow (but probably a good shag)
or
Cherie Blair
or
My Ex

[ljdksa]

Tom Cruise

[Invictas]

Jeremy Clarkson!
Although I might enjoy hunting and eating him,he couldn't run fast the fat male chauvinist pig that he is!
I would have to cassserole him to get to the meat through all of the fat.
I couldn't even eat the brains,as the cranium is empty!

[alexanderd]

janet street porter

[DTCwordfan]

craft - Fry is as gay as a coat-hanger........

[lslowry]

Ray Mears. It's marvellous what he can do with a few barnacles and limpets, we'd never starve. I'd also learn how to make a fire without any matches Oops, opposite sex you said, never mind

[craft1948]

DT that's one of his better points....

[Invictas]

Mmm distinct freudian slip there lslowry! LOL

[Andyvon]

Harriet Harman.

[starone]

.that soppy bloke on the Co-op advert for their travel section. I feel like hitting him one as he drools about dunking his sunbaked body into a cold pool and watching the stars come out - I may not have the words quite right but you get my drift.

[Khandro]

Who is John Mc Cririck, and what has he done to get TWO nominations?

[Sqad]

If SHE was the ONLY one....then I wouldn´t exclude anybody.......;-)