Where will it all end?

[ichkeria]

A new bout of hysteria currently sweeps the Answerbank as I am speaking to you now.
Hordes of posters wielding heavy-handed, worn-out cliches and cloaked in a good deal of self-righteousness have been seen peppering the News section with frantic messages.
One eye-witness, who wanted to remain anonymous, stated:
"It was terrible: at one point they actually rolled out a huge "Bring back National Service" banner and started abusing racial minorities. At about midday the first rumours of martial law appeared, fanning the flames of panic, which fire officers tried to contain to no avail.
One irate resident was heard to mutter:
"I blame multiculturui, er multiclutterism, er multicuttleburk, er what's the answer to 1 across..."

[China Doll]

<Chuckles>

[jno]

ichkeria, be assured we will be rolling out our heaviest irony to meet the threat. Crack troops armed with the latest hyperbole missiles, fuelled with deadly bromide, stand ready to defend the site.

[VHG]

>>>started abusing racial minorities

Why on earth would anyone do that.

[Gromit]

This country is coming to something when the police cannot kill who they like.

[rov1100]

If we are not taken over by the Islamists by then it will resemble a giant scrap yard.

[WELSHYORKIE]

I didn't realise there were mists on Isla, rov - does the met office know?

[Wrongn3mber]

Lol,The soapboxes are indeed creaking under extreme weight today.
What's actually funny is opinions aside the great wealth of political/economical knowledge from the many experts here of how best to stop/solve these problems. I like to think of these great minds as the hub within the great cogs that keep this great country working and there is no doubt in my mind that that these experts obviously help their local/impoverished communities and take part in everything they can do within their power to build and strengthen before this happened and afterwards and are not "Just mouth" which would really be too easy wouldn't it.

[Ankou]

Black people gotta lot a problems
But they don't mind throwing a brick
White people go to school
Where they teach you how to be thick

history repeats itself (sic), much like the cliche bearing self righteous.

[avanalarf]

I blame women and their bra straps. In the golden days if a bra strap became visible then it was discreetly pushed back under the other clothing and everything was peaceful. Now it's almost de rigueur for them to be shown willy-nilly and it's obvious how that leads to violence.

[Snafu03]

I think David Cameron should personaly address the issue by offering all the rioters well paid, interesting jobs - just like all us hard working, tax paying lower middle classes have.

Maybe all those unemployed 'rappers' could all be offered recording contracts as the only job they'll entertain is an award winning musician.

[Gromit]

Anyone know how Sharia Law deals with Rioters?

[jno]

I think they get their dole chopped off

[emmie]

Gromit, in jail or dead.

[Ankou]

300 lashes and a prison spell.

[pa___ul3]

Ankou.. out now!!! You're wearing a hoodie!

[ichkeria]

Thanks all for taking my gentle humour in good part.
No offence intended. There are lots of excellent points and arguments on AB about the current events, but I couldn't resist a little dig at some of the more frantic stuff.
If you want to see some really outlandish nonsense go to http://rt.com and look at the comments on their reports of the riots.