Caption needed for this photo please...

[Gromit]

http://i.telegraph.co.../duke2_2_2020429c.jpg

// Shooting the breeze with the Hollywood actresses Gwyneth Paltrow and Cameron Diaz, the Duke of Edinburgh looked every inch the lounge lizard at a drinks reception at the Arts Club in Mayfair. //

[Buenchico]

" . . . and how long have you had a man's head growing out of your neck?"

OR
" . . . if I make it obvious that I'm touching the arse of the one on my right, the press won't notice that I'm grabbing the crotch of the one on my left"

[MarkRae]

I'm a racist anachronism, but at least I'll be dead soon...

[swilliams75]

"I wonder if she knows I'm a f**king Nazi".....

[OrdsallSi]

That was not me that was one of them pesky corgis.

[Gromit]

"Cameron, can you help me. I've got something Quantitative that needs Easing"

[Philtaz]

"Crikey, you two are rather tall....still, we're all the same size lying down, eh, what?"

or

"Ok, so he's ginger but isn't it every girl's fantasy to be a princess one day?"

[sp1814]

"The Abba reunion turned out to be a bit of a let down"

[redman41]

Duke
'These two give me a hard-on '

[andy-hughes]

Meeee ... the first Duke of Edinburgh ... here .... with these lovely laides ... oh well ... here I go .....

[anotheoldgit]

Gromit

Apart from it not being a question which some demand, your particular request for a 'caption to a photo', is this time only encouraging some ABer's debauched inner feelings to be aired.

We witness enough insulting, vulgar and obscene remarks being displayed on AB news section without the need to encourage it.

[andy-hughes]

Grommit, the Morality Police have found you!

Run!