GOLF TERMINOLOGY

[McMouse]

· A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
· A Diego Maradonna - a nasty 5 footer
· A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
· A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
· A Cuban - needs one more revolution
· An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
· An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
· A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
· A Kate Moss - bit thin
· A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
· A Rodney King - over clubbed
· An O.J. Simpson - got away with it
· A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
· A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
· A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
· A Condom - safe but didn't feel real good
· A Sister-in-law – you’re up there but you know you shouldn't be

[joggerjayne]

The only one I've heard is a Sally Gunnell ...

(doesn't look good, but running along nicely)

[maggiebee]

OOOHHH McMouse, you are awful, but I like them!

[magicmick]

Nice one McMouse as a golfer love these I am trying to think of one for out of bounds any suggestions?

[joggerjayne]

Out of bounds?

A Miley Cyrus??

[magicmick]

Not with it this morning joggerjane, could you elucidate please

[MichaelZZ]

A Bill Clinton - bends to the right for the last 4 inches

[joggerjayne]

Dunno ... I just thought, cos Miley Cyrus is quite young, so she's out of bounds.

#failedgag

[magicmick]

Not failed joke joggerjane, just the generation gap on my part lol

[McMouse]

. Jamie Oliver – When you really want to smack it as hard as you can but can't.

[starone]

Good one - new too. lol.

[McMouse]

Vinnie Jones – A nasty kick when you're not expecting it.