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It's those blondes again.
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor.
He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"
"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognise the faces of people on the ground."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
Two blondes are waiting for a bus.
Blonde 1: Which number are you waiting for?
Blonde 2: The number 3. And you?
Blonde 1: The number 5.
A couple of minutes go by and bus number 53 pulls up.
Blonde 2: Oh look, we can both take this one.
Gretchen, a blonde, grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.
She held up the thermos, and the barista quickly came over to take her order.
"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" Gretchen asked.
The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, and then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."
"Oh, good!" Gretchen sighed in relief, "Then give me
Two regular,
Two black, and
Two decaf."
A blonde holding a baby walks into a chemists and asks the clerk if she can use the store's baby scale.
"Sorry, ma'am," says the clerk.
"Our baby scale is broken. But we can figure the baby's weight if we weigh mother and baby together on the adult scale, and then weigh the mother alone, and subtract the second number from the first."
"Oh, that won't work," says the blonde.
"Why not?" asks the clerk.
"Because," she answers, "I'm not the mother - I'm the aunt."
A blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time, found herself alone in a small waiting room.
She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination.
Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.
Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his uncovered patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation.
"Miss Jones," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."
He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"
"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognise the faces of people on the ground."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
Two blondes are waiting for a bus.
Blonde 1: Which number are you waiting for?
Blonde 2: The number 3. And you?
Blonde 1: The number 5.
A couple of minutes go by and bus number 53 pulls up.
Blonde 2: Oh look, we can both take this one.
Gretchen, a blonde, grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.
She held up the thermos, and the barista quickly came over to take her order.
"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" Gretchen asked.
The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, and then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."
"Oh, good!" Gretchen sighed in relief, "Then give me
Two regular,
Two black, and
Two decaf."
A blonde holding a baby walks into a chemists and asks the clerk if she can use the store's baby scale.
"Sorry, ma'am," says the clerk.
"Our baby scale is broken. But we can figure the baby's weight if we weigh mother and baby together on the adult scale, and then weigh the mother alone, and subtract the second number from the first."
"Oh, that won't work," says the blonde.
"Why not?" asks the clerk.
"Because," she answers, "I'm not the mother - I'm the aunt."
A blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time, found herself alone in a small waiting room.
She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination.
Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in.
Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his uncovered patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation.
"Miss Jones," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."
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