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The Pearly Gates
I hope this won't offend....
40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in Heaven in their Transit vans and
caravans.
St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'
God says 'We are over quota on gypsies . Go out to the Pearly Gates
and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy,
and I will let just the dozen in."
Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again.
'They've gone', he tells God.
'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'
'No, the Pearly Gates'.
40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in Heaven in their Transit vans and
caravans.
St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'
God says 'We are over quota on gypsies . Go out to the Pearly Gates
and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy,
and I will let just the dozen in."
Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again.
'They've gone', he tells God.
'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'
'No, the Pearly Gates'.
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