Ben Dover...

[Jemisa]

A small white man walks into a lift and notices a huge black bloke
standing next to him. The big black bloke looks down at the small white
man and says, "Seven feet tall, 25 stone, 20-inch dick, 3-pound left
ball, 3-pound right ball, Ben Dover." The small white man faints!

The big bloke picks up the small man and brings him round, slapping his
face and shaking him before he booms out, "What's wrong?"
The small man says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"

The big black bloke looks down and says, "Seven feet tall, 25 stone 20-inch
dick, 3-pound left ball, 3-pound right ball, my name is Ben Dover."
The small white man says, "Thank god! The first time I thought you had
said, 'Bend over!'"

[marval]

lol

[starone]

Tee-hee. No wonder he fainted!

[Baldric]

Keep 'em coming Jem,

[tonyav]

Jem, was the small White man's name Phil Mc crevis ?.

[Psybbo]

LOL Jem
oh, I'm so tempted

[tonyav]

Oi, don't you bloody dare !.

[Psybbo]

:-)

[tonyav]

;-)