My fathers day card from my son says on the front, For A Wise Dad, important lessons in life that you have taught me. Open the card and it says,
RELIGION. ''You'd better pray that comes out of the carpet''.
IRONY. '' Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about''
LOGIC. '' Because I bloody said so thats why''
TIME TRAVEL. ''You'd better behave or I'll knock into next week''
ANTICIPATION. '' Just you wait till we get home''
MAGIC. ''Shut your mouth and eat your dinner''
HYPOCRISY. ''If I've told you once I've told you a million times don't exaggerate''
JUSTICE ''One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you''