Fathers Day Card.

[tonyav]

My fathers day card from my son says on the front, For A Wise Dad, important lessons in life that you have taught me. Open the card and it says,
RELIGION. ''You'd better pray that comes out of the carpet''.
IRONY. '' Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about''
LOGIC. '' Because I bloody said so thats why''
TIME TRAVEL. ''You'd better behave or I'll knock into next week''
ANTICIPATION. '' Just you wait till we get home''
MAGIC. ''Shut your mouth and eat your dinner''
HYPOCRISY. ''If I've told you once I've told you a million times don't exaggerate''
JUSTICE ''One day you'll have kids and I hope they turn out just like you''

Sound familiar lol.

[Tilly2]

Aww. That's nice. A son who appreciates is old Dad.

[tonyav]

old Dad.

Oi.

[albaqwerty]

I likes the sound of your son Tone, seems he knows you too well :-D

[tonyav]

Yes he does ah wench. DOH.

[albaqwerty]

I would say he's a chip off the old block, but wrong trade!

[ELVIS68]

I got a card saying "Happy Fathers Day" dad aka Paolo di Canio Bruce Willis Baldy!
Also got a pint glass with "Top Dad" on it.....trying it out now!

[tonyav]

Yes Elvis I got one of those glasses a couple of years ago, they work well !.

[albaqwerty]

humph, I once got a Mother's Day gift, a mug which said 'Supermum'
Great for tea and or coffee, but nothing as useful as a pint glass :-D

[tonyav]

Ah wench I have to say that I don't think that I've seen any pint glasses with ''Supermum'' on them.

[lady-janine]

your son seems to be perceptive. who does he get that from?

[tonyav]

Errrrrrrrrr, hang on lj let me have a think.

[albaqwerty]

Now, that would be a thought our kid! :-)
(A very, very good thought!)

LJ, obviously the lad takes after his mum :-)

hides behind the sofa...

[lady-janine]

albaouare being naughty. i was giving tony a chance to do his gallant thingie

[tonyav]

LJ, obviously the lad takes after his mum :-) oi ah wench lol.



Well you know what to do ah wench, get some pint glasses and get those ''Supermum'' transfers stuck on them. Could make a few quid around Mothers Day.

[DTCwordfan]

Did your son get his wires crossed them, tony?

[lady-janine]

that should read alba you are. . . .

[DTCwordfan]

and "then" not them

[tonyav]

Could be, DT.

[tonyav]

Of course she's naughty lj, thats one of the reasons why we love her.

[albaqwerty]

I likes your thinking this afternoon our kid xx :-)

LJ, was only giving him the day off from being gallant!