OK Mr Grumpy (that would be you) snit excited
but the rest of us are: and yeah the take off of Baby timmy and the Tiger who came to Tea I thought was good - German, Dutch and Flemish - I was looking forward to Egyptian Arabic Turkish and Mandarin.
and the time lapse of Bucklebury Church Clock - 1600 to 1615 in fifteen seconds was enjoyable - it was a pity that they didnt supply the smell of new mown hay....smell-vision I think it's called.
And Slow Tom from Bucklebury is talking on the tee vee - slowly as a countryman would, as I speak, and also not very interestingly - but then he is a countryman. The child is born - he intones.
Oh God Tom - do you know something we dont? the hack asks It is not even crowning (obstetric joke there)
Cut to Harewoor House - *** somewhere else in England - the long sunset is bathing the sandstone in a rich golden glow in an eighteenth century Indian Summer.
[ In Cold Comfort Farm Mary Mouse given herself stars in the margin for particularly literary writing and readers will notice I have awarded myself three stars *** for the Harewood House bucolic scene.]
I was just think when Bazile interrrupted how much more scenic it was to see various sun drenched Georgian country houses
than it was a few days ago to be treated to how Winnie and Mandlo Mandela wish to make yet more money this year.....
But I think it is just a matter of taste and discretion