No, Ed, it's in Cambridge, a city where anything near the centre costs £600,000 at least! Where's Urmston, exactly? I did spend some time looking for areas where housing was cheap; almost anywhere is cheap compared to Cambridge; for my needs are few, so a simple two bed would suffice. Made the mistake of going to Savill's site and entering 'South Wales'. Being Savill's, they offered me some nice properties and all over £1.5 million! Still, you get a lot more mansion for your money than you do around here.